joke?

i have ntg to say, only some stuff i learned from my Fav. Teacher-Teacher Agi(: haha. it was so funny today. She gave tips to boys on how 2 make a girl happy(: guys open ur eyes big & absorb it into ur brain(:

1. never tell ur gf the physical truth.

e.g. if she's fatter or smt. don't say: " ei, u put on weight!" or even WORST:" u FAT edi eh!" wow. your girlfriend will get FED up wit u man. get it(: FAT_ FED UP?


anyway,

2. if u wanna say ur gf put on weight, don't say anything unless she say she FAT, what do u do?

DON'T SAY:
" ya, u FAT d, go exercise...."

she'll get hurt or even garang smack u man (:

DO SAY:
" no la, i don't think so, but if u think u r fat then go do some exercise la..." haha.

There's another tips to GIRLS(:

buy wrong house, wrong car- no problem,
marry wrong HUSBAND- BIG PROBLEM. (:

so that's all(: have a nice day, ppl(:

CAUTION: DON'T learn everything here ya, use ur brain to think too. DONT lie to ur gf, then ur gf ask, "why u lie to me", then don't say:"Le'Anne's blog said so" wah.. she come look for me, i come haunt u man. haha.. byes(: